Are the local martyrs the voice of the alt right?

Know Nothing Digest interview by:

Jim Proof

staff writer 
In an interview in trump tower at the top of the Oklahoma department of environmental quality, the local martyrs confirmed that they were still planning to play the Breitbart Saint Patrick’s Day Children’s Crusade fundraiser this month.  

Despite calls from their fans to take it “easy nancy”, the Oklahoma folk duo intends on taking the alt right’s money.  


“Don’t tell me what to do Linda!”, said one local martyr during a drunken interview in a dark alley.  

“We don’t even have a dead dog in this fight!”, said Mary Fallin during a wire tap interview.   
Breitbart was unable to respond to our request for comment.   

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